How about a joke for a change?

Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

(seen on www.freeware2000.com/jokes )

No good?  What about this one?

A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, “You’ve given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?”The desk clerk says, “Sir, that’s absurd. Have you looked for the door?”The person says, ” Well, there’s one door that leads to the bathroom. There’s a second door that goes into the closet. And there’s a door I haven’t tried, but it has a ‘do not disturb’ sign on it.”

(Seen on www.freeware2000.com/jokes )

And I do like this cartoon for today, seen on www.cartoonstock.com, name of artists illegible